Anderson wait till you get the Bill
She'll bring you bad luck Buck it's more than I can Bare Bobby
I guess you can't Wynn Stewart

Autographs I guess she's got 'em all
Eight by ten glossy on the wall
When she's gone I know just where she went
Now she's a Country Music Fan Club president

She'll break your Hart Freddie and hurt your Pride Charlie
Johnny she'll spend all your Cash
Mean as the Dickens Jimmie but don't take her to Austin Bobby
She'll leave you feeling Haggard Merle

You'll have pay the Price Ray all she'll drink is Tom Collins
Anderson wait till you get the Bill
She'll bring you bad luck Buck it's more than I can bear Bobby
I guess you can't Wynn Stewart

Oh, don't, don't take her from me Jerry Lee
I wonder where she goes out with Nelson Willie