Temporary secretary, temporary secretary
Temporary secretary, temporary secretary

Mister Marks could you send her quick
'Cause my regular has been getting sick?
I need a

Temporary secretary, temporary secretary

Mister Marks I can pay her well
If she comes along and can stay a spell
I will promise now that I'll treat her right
And will rarely keep her 'til late at night
I need a

She can be a belly dancer
I don't need a need true romancer
She can be a diplomat
But I don't need a girl like that

She can be a neurosurgeon
If she's doin' nothing' urgent
What I need's a temporary, temporary secretary
I need a, I need a

Temporary secretary, temporary secretary
Temporary secretary, temporary secretary
Temporary secretary, temporary secretary

Now Mister Marks when I send her back
Will you please make sure she stays on the right track

Well, I know how hard it is for young girls
These days in the face of everything
To stay on the right track

She can be a belly dancer
I don't need a need true romancer
She can be a diplomat
But I don't need a girl like that

She can be a neurosurgeon
If she's doin' nothing' urgent
What I need's a temporary, temporary secretary

Temporary secretary, temporary secretary
(I need a)
Temporary secretary, temporary secretary
(I need a)
Temporary secretary, temporary secretary
(Ohh)
Temporary secretary, temporary secretary