My cassette's just like a bazooka
A bligger, a blagger, a blippity-blop
Well, I'm going down to the record shop

Yeah, and the boss said, "LP, single, picture cover or plain
I've got all the hits and all the big names
I've got biggest discounts in my store
If you buy three records, I'll give you four"

C30 C60 C90 Go
Off the radio, I get a constant flow
Hit it, pause it, record it and play
Turn it, rewind and rub it away

C30 C60 C90 Go
C30 C60 C90 Go
C30 C60 C90 Go
C30 C60, C30 C60 C90 Go
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It used to break my heart when I went in your shop
And you said my records were out of stock
So I don't buy records in your shop
Now I tape them all 'cause I'm 'Top Of The Pops'

Yeah, now I got a new way to move
It's shiny and black and don't need a groove
Now I don't need no album rack
I carry my collection over my back

C30 C60 C90 Go
Off the radio, I get a constant flow
Hit it, pause it, record it and play
Turn it, rewind and rub it away

Policeman stopped me in my tracks
Said, "Hey you, you can't tape that
you're under arrest 'cause it's illegal"
So I shoved him off and blew his whistle

I'm a pirate and I keep my loot
So I blew him out with my bazooka

C30 C60 C90 Go
Off the radio, I get a constant flow
Hit it, pause it, record it and play
Turn it, rewind and rub it away

You're rich enough to have a record collection
I'll bring my bazooka 'round for inspection

Sometimes it better get hit twice as fast
So I press my playback to make it last
I breeze with the sleaze on my cassette
I've got the affirmative

C30 C60 C90 Go
Off the radio, I get a constant flow
Hit it, pause it, record it and play
Turn it, rewind and rub it away

C30 C60 C90 Go
C30 C60 C90 Go
C30 C60 C90 Go
C30 360, C30 C60 C90 Go
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