You wanna be where everybody knows your name.
Roll out of bed,
Mr. coffee's dead,
The morning's looking bright, (echo: looking bright)
And your shrink ran of to Europe and didn't even write.
And your husband wants to be a girl!
Be glad there's one place in the world,
Where everybody knows your name,
And they're always glad you came.
You wanna go where people know,
People are all the same,
You wanna go where everybody knows your name. (piano solo)
Where everybody knows your name, where everybody knows your name,
And they're always glad you came.
Where everybody knows your name, where everybody knows your name,
And they're always glad you came.
Where everybody knows your name,where every body knows your name,
And they're always glad you came.