The day they found a cure for AIDS
Everybody took one little pill and was okay
The people who had plotted to get rid of all the gays
Admitted their guilt and then everything was fine
Everybody else said, I didn't know the day they found a cure

For 6 months, no one went to work, they all had orgies
Morning after pills were sold in grocery stores and gas stations

The day they found a cure for AIDS
Everybody took one little pill and was okay
We rented dirty movies and ordered out for food
For 3 solid weeks everyone I met was nude
I slept with Julie, Melissa and Jake, nobody was afraid

The day they found a cure
The day they found a cure
The day they found a cure, for AIDS