On the first bus out of town

So let's see your kit for games, all the girls look the same
You are challenging style for running miles
You're running miles in some boys jumper

Boo to the business world, you know a girl who's
Tax free on her back and making plenty cash
You are working for the joy of giving

You will have a boy tonight
You will have a boy tonight
On the last bus out of town
On the last bus out of town

You will have a boy tonight
You will have a girl tonight
And you hope that they will see
And you hope that they will see

You are in two minds, tossing a coin
To decide whether you should tell your folks
About a dose of thrush you got when licking railings

But you read in a book that you got free in Boots
There are lotions, there are potions
You can take to hide your shame from all those prying eyes

Lazy Jane, all the time, painting lines
You are sleeping at bus stops wondering how you got
Your name and what you're going to do about it

You will have a boy tonight
You will have a boy tonight
On the last bus out of town
On the last bus out of town

You will have a boy tonight
Maybe you will have a girl tonight
On the last bus out of town
On the last bus out of town

You will have a boy tonight
You will have a boy tonight
And you hope that they will see
And you hope that they will see

You will have a boy tonight
Maybe you will have a girl tonight
And you hope that they will see
Yeah, you hope that they will see