All right then -
Laying down by the seaside
One lazy afternoon
In the sun (in the sun?)
Having fun (having fun?)
Watching him watching me
Was his body looking naughty
I thought it was too soon
Oh, but then (Why? What then?)
Oh, that man (Oh, that man?)
Stood before me as tall as a tree
He asked me
Parlez-vous franais?
If you do, we will be okay
If not, it's all right
'Cause baby, tonight
L'amour will teach you what to say
He asked me
Voulez-vous dancer?
If you do, we will be okay
'Cause lovers in France
Begin with a dance
L'amour will teach you what to say
Have you had a feeling
You don't know who you are?
Once you are glad (once you are glad)
Once you are sad (once you're sad)
That's what he did to me
I'll show you Eros, the way to Paris
I don't care if it's far
I'll be bad (I'll be bad)
I'll be mad (I'll be mad)
I'll be crazy as Paris can be
They'll as me
Parlez-vous franais?
If you do, we will be okay
If not, it's all right
'Cause baby, tonight
L'amour will teach you what to say
They'll ask me
Voulez-vous dancer?
If you do, we will be okay
'Cause lovers in France
Begin with a dance
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