Hopin' this good food will fills ya
Stand in kitchen alone, work my fingers to the bone
You better eat if it kills ya

Pass me a pancake, Mandrake
Have an hors-d'oeuvre-y, Irvy
Look in the fendel, Mendel
Everybody eats when they come to my house

Mendel, Irvy, Mandrake, Tony, Dora, Johny
Everybody eats when they come to my house

Pastafazoola, Talullah
Do have a bagel, Fagel
Don't be so bashful, Nashville
Everybody eats when they come to my house

This is a party, Marty
Now don't be so picky, Micky
You get the cherry, Jerry
Everybody eats when they come to my house

All of my friends are welcome
Don't try me coax me, you moax you
Eat the tables, the chairs, the napkins, who cares?
You better eat if it chokes you

[Incomprehensible] for Franky
[Incomprehensible]
Chile con carne for Barney
Everybody eats when they come to my house

Barney, Bobby, Franky, Jerry, Mickey, Tony
Almost catch with their feet under my table
They eat just as much as they're able
[Incomprehensible]
'Cause everybody eats when they come to my house