I\'m all for moderation but sometimes it seems
Moderation itself can be a kind of extreme
So I join the congregation, I join the softball team
I went in for my conformation where incense looks like steam

I start conjugating proverbs where there once were nouns
This whole damn rhyme scheme\'s starting to get me down

Oh, I\'m in a lull
Oh, I\'m in a lull
Oh, I\'m in a lull

Being alone it can be quite romantic
Like Jacques Cousteau underneath the Atlantic
A fantastic voyage to parts unknown
Going to depths were the sun\'s never shown
And I fascinate myself, sure I do, when I\'m alone

I\'m rambling on rather self-consciously
While I\'m stirring these condiments into my tea
And I think I\'m so lame, I bet I\'ll think this song is about me
Don\'t I, don\'t I, don\'t I?

I\'m, I\'m in a lull
Oh, I\'m in a lull
Oh, I\'m in a lull
Oh, I\'m in a lull