Well she oughta be 'coz Ethyl's dead

Ethyl, Ethyl, let me squeeze you in my arms
Ethyl, Ethyl, come and freeze me with your charms

Come on Cold Ethyl
Freeze me babe
That's cool
That's nice

One thing, it's true
Cold Ethyl, I am stuck on you
And everything is my way
Ethyl don't have much to say

Ethyl Ethyl, let me squeeze you in my arms
Ethyl Ethyl, come and freeze me with your charms

Come here Cold Ethyl
What makes you so cold? Ooo so cold

Cold Ethyl
Cold Cold Ethyl
Cold Ethyl
Cold Cold Ethyl

Cold Ethyl
Cold Cold Ethyl
Cold Ethyl
Cold Cold Ethyl

If I live 'til ninety-seven
You'll still be waiting in refrigerator heaven
'Coz you're cool, you're ice
Cold Ethyl, you're my paradise