Making the hits to get the story told
We all got a heavy load
But it won't get us down, no, no, no, no

Everybody got a DJ night
Rocking the chance for all their friends to climb
When it comes to closing time
Who you gonna crush with a drunken dial?

Hey, what? Who got a DUI out there?
Yeah, I know you all do
Because that's dialing under the influence
When you come home at night
And you had a little too much to drink
This is one thing, what? We all guilty

Sittin' alone in my room at home
Girl, come on pick up the phone
Keep the spot next to ya warm
I know I got my own ring tone

I've had a million DUIs
That's how I always win the prize
All the times I get denied
There's a hot little baby by my side

D, is the dial your fingers dance, give it to me
U, under the spell of romance, can you hear me, girl?
I, is the dangerous influence, I feel it, ahh
I'm the lonely man with a roaming bland

I'm resisting the urge and turning on the telly
Baby, don't you have something to tell me?
It's 4 A.M., my brain has turned to jelly
Come on, baby boy, pick up your celly

How long is this gone, girl? This cannot be healthy
I'm so wet, I have to get my wellies
Whenever you're near, you never get this filthy
It's because I'm greeting and your wealthy

Tip on the cotton candy bus
I win a soft tiger just for us
These are the broken promises
That I won't recall when the sun comes up

Everybody got a DJ night
Rockin' the chance for all their friends to climb
When it comes to closing time
Who you gonna crush with a drunken dial?

Sing it