M2: \"Uh oh\"
M1: \"Oh no! Fatty McGee is coming. We\'ll never get any studying done with him in the library.\"
[Heavy steps continue]
M2: \"Oh god, he\'s taking the stairs! That means he\'s going to be way out of breath!\"

[Fatty whining, try to catch breath]
M1: \"Oh no, he\'s going to sit with us.\"
Fatty: [Annoying whining voice] \"Hey fellas, studying for the big test?\"
M1: \"Uh, yes Fatty, we were.\"
Fatty: [Still trying to catch breath] \"Great! I\'ll join ya.\"
[Fatty pulls out chair and falls into it, still whining horribly]
M2: \"Hey Fatty, why don\'t you go to the bathroom \'till you catch your breath?\"
Fatty: \"No, no, I\'m catching it!\"
[Fatty continuing to whine and snort]
M1: \"Ok, ok Fatty, but try to keep the wheezing level down, we\'re trying to concentrate.\"
Fatty: [Continuing to wheeze and whine louder] \"Sure, no problem.\"
M1: \"Oh man.\"
Fatty: [Still snorting and whining loudly] \"This test counts for eighty percent of our grade, you know.\"
[Whining continues even louder]
M1: \"Yes Fatty, we know, we just said that.\"
[Wheezing continues a little softer]
M2: \"Fatty! Please keep it down!\"

[Fatty makes snoring/whining sounds]

M2: \"Is he sleeping!?\"
M1: \"No, it\'s his deviated sceptum. Seriously Fatty, keep the breathing down.\" [Snoring stops, more weird noise starts]
M2: \"Ahh geez Fatty, what\'s wrong with you!?\"
Fatty: [Pausing, snorting] \"I\'m trying.\"
[Whining continues]
M1: \"Fatty, you know what\'s going to happen! Stop breathing so heavy! Please we gotta study!\"
[Whining gets higher and higher until it\'s continuous]
M2: \"Oh no, that one\'s going to do it!\"

[Fire alarm sounding, fire trucks honking their horns, sirens reeling]
M2: \"Fatty, the fire department thinks the fire alarm went off again!\"
Fatty: [Continuing his LOUD annoying whine] \"I\'m sorry!\"
Fireman Ray: \"Fire! Man the building!\"
M1: \"Sorry Fireman Ray, it\'s not the fire alarm.\"
Fireman Ray: \"Fatty McGee, is that you again!?\"
Fatty: [Stillin whining annoyingly] \"Yes.\" [Snort] \"Sorry.\" [Snort]
Fireman Ray: \"Didn\'t we tell you not to take the stairs anymore!?\"
Fatty: [Whiney voice] \"But I like the stairs!\"
Fireman Ray: [annoyed] \"Why!?\"
Fatty: [Still whining horribly] \"They\'re fun!\"
Fireman Ray: \"Oh Fatty McGee, you\'re the fattest!\"
[Everyone laughing at stupid joke]
[Raspberry]