In my lab I got funk in my lab
You can smell it when before you stepped in my lab
So loud make a brotha go deafed in my lab
The mad scientist I'm straight mad in my lab
Blowin up *** like Baghdad in my lab
Spies try to spy try to see up in my lab
Now private eyes hound while I be up in my lab cause
I know something that I can't tell
Won't find out cause I keep it so well
You can bang on my head till my head swell
I got a new formula I can't tell

Where I got a secret formula
It's got a little bit'a ha and a little bit'a ho
I got a secret formula
It's a little bit'a ha and a little bit'a so
I got a secret formula
It's just a little bit'a ha and a little bit'a ho
I got a secret, so keep it on the low
Never tell ya make sure nobody know because

In my lab I got beats
In my lab I got feet
In my lab they try to creep in my lab
Conspiricists try to find out secrets to the lab
But information won't leak cause I keeps it in the lab
Top security so thieves can't nab
No way to obtain, no way to have
You can't grab on to what's not possible
Why risk your life going through these obstacles
Don't even try to get it
Don't even try to get it
A lotta people attempt it, but they gotta get it
And when they gotta get it, yo the secret's hidden
That's just the way the song's written, bro

I got a secret formula
It's got a little bit'a ha and a little bit'a ho
I got a secret formula
It's a little bit'a ha and a little bit'a so
I got a secret formula
It's just a little bit'a ho and a little bit'a ho
I got a secret, so keep it on the low
Never tell ya make sure nobody know cause

I know something that I can't tell
I know something that I can't tell
I know something that I can't tell
I know something that I can cause

In my lab I got beats
In my lab I got feet
In my lab I got rhymes
In my lab I got funk
In my lab I got skills
In my lab I got rhythm
In my lab I got this
In my lab I got that
In my lab I got all
In my lab I got of
In my lab I got you
In my lab I got wantin
In my lab I got to
In my lab I got listen
In my lab I got funk in my lab (yeah)

Now you can smell it when before you stepped in my lab
Make Dex go deaf when I'm bumpin in my lab
Huh? What? (pickypicky)
Talk about huh? What? What'd ya say?

I got a secret formula
It's got a little bit'a ha and a little bit'a ho
I got a secret formula
It's a little bit'a ha and a little bit'a so
I got a secret formula
It's just a little bit'a ha and a little bit'a ho
I got a secret, so keep it on the low
Never tell ya make sure nobody know

Dexter: Let the science begin!