On the crossbar and the pain was enough to make a shy
Bald buddhist reflect and plan a mass murder
Who said, I'd lied to her

Oh, who said, I'd lied because I never, I never
Who said I'd lied because I never

I was detained, I was restrained
And broke my spleen, and broke my knee
And then he really lays into me
Friday night in out patients, who said I'd lied to her

Oh, who said, I'd lied because I never, I never
Who said, I'd lied because I never

And so I drank one, it became four
And when I fell on the floor I drank more

Stop me, oh, stop me
Stop me if you think that you've heard this one before
Stop me, oh, stop me
Stop me if you think that you've heard this one before

Nothing's changed, I still love you
Oh, I still love you only slightly
Only slightly less than I used to, my love