That I do indeed love to smell her
Sopping wet your pink umbrella
Do the dog with Isabella

I'm so in love, yes, with an artist
Imagination, he the smartest
Robert Williams, stroke and splatter
I attest to your gray matter
Living kings, how true it rings
These are just a few of my favorite things

Good God, where's my sleigh now?
Good God, playing for days now
Good God, well, any day now
Good God, take me away now

Good God, the purple haze now
Good God, the baddest of brains now
Good God, well, any day now
Good God, riding my sleigh now

Being that I'm the duke of my domain
My hat goes off to Mark Twain
Singing a song about what true men don't do
Killing another creature, that's kind of blue

Writing about the world of the wild coyote
Goodman Truman Capote
Talking about my thoughts 'cause they must grow
Cock my brain to shoot my load

I'm on the porch 'cause I lost my house key
Pick up my book, I read Bukowski
Can I get another kiss from you?
Kiss me right here on my tattoo

Good God, where's my sleigh now?
Good God, playing for days now
Good God, well, any day now
Good God, take me away now

Good God, De Niro's insane now
Good God, racking my brain now
Good God, well, any day now
Good God, take me away now, take me away

Me, my friends and the sex machine
Do unto others like my brother Bean
I know you got a mother so give her a hug
I know you got a mother with a whole lot of love

Billy sings and Basie swings
These here are just a few of my favorite things
These here are just a few of my favorite things
These here are just a few of my favorite things
These here are just a few