You will have a boy tonight
On the first bus out of town
On the first bus out of town

Let's see your kit for games
All the girls look the same
You are challenging style for running miles
You're running miles in some boys jumper

Boo to the business world
You know a girl who's tax free on her back
And making plenty of cash
While you are working for the joy of giving

You will have a boy tonight
You will have a girl tonight
And you hope that they will see
Yeah, you hope that they will see

You will have a boy tonight
Maybe you will have a girl tonight
On the last bus out of town
On the last bus out of town

You are in two minds
You're tossing a coin to decide
Whether you should tell your folks
About a dose of thrush you got from licking railings

But you read in a book
That you got free in boots
There are lotions, there are potions you can take
To hide your shame from all those prying eyes

Lazy Jane, all the time painting lines
You are sleeping at bus stops
Wondering how you got your name
And what you're going to do about it

You will have a boy tonight
You will have a girl tonight
And you hope that they will see
And you hope that they will see

You will have a boy tonight
Maybe you will have a girl tonight
On the last bus out of town
On the last bus out of town

You will have a boy tonight
You will have a girl tonight
And you hope that they will see
And you hope that they will see

You will have a boy tonight
Maybe you will have a girl tonight
On the last bus out of town
On the last bus out of town