Let all the others fight and fuss
Whatever happens, we've got us.

[Me and my shadow]
We're closer than pages that stick in a book
We're closer than ripples that flow in a brook
[Strolling down the avenue]
Wherever you find him, you'll find me, just look
Closer than a miser or the bloodhounds to Liza

[Me and my shadow]
We're closer than smog gets to all of L.A.
We're closer than Ricky to confessing he's gay
Not a soul can bust this team in two
We stick together like glue

Haha when it's sleeping time
That's when we rise
We start to swing
[Ooh, you think you're so jazz you...]
Our clocks don't chime
What a surprise
They ring-a-ding-ding!
Happy New Year!

[Me and my shadow]
And now to repeat what I said at the start
They'll need a large crowbar to break us apart
We're alone but far from blue

Before we get finished, we'll make the town roar
We'll hit a few late spots, and then a few more
We'll start up at Stringy's and maybe Groucho
Life is gonna be wow-wow-wee!
For my shadow and me!

[spoken]
Jonathan: Can we do that again?
Robbie: No, I'm too tired.
Jonathan: Oh, please Rob?
Robbie: No, I'm swung out.
Jonathan: Oh, come on, I'll give you some money
Robbie: I don't need money..
Jonathan: How 'bout a cup of tea?
Robbie: I'm not thirsty.
Jonathan: I won't tell anyone you're gay!

[Laughter]

Before we get finished, we'll make the town roar
We'll hit all the late spots, and then a few more
We'll start out at Stringy's and maybe Groucho
Life is gonna be wow-wow-wee!
For my shadow and me!