Now, everyone report to the dance floor
To the dance floor, to the dance floor
Now, everyone report to the dance floor
Alright, stop, 'Pajama time'

Come here little kiddies, on my lap
Guess who's back with a brand new rap?
And I don't mean rap as in a new case
Of child molestation accusation
(Ah ah ah ah ah)

No worries, papa's got a brand new bag of toys
What else could I possibly do to make noise?
I done touched on everything but little boys
That's not a stab at Michael, that's just a metaphor, I'm just psycho

I go a little bit crazy sometimes
I get a little bit out of control with my rhymes
Good God, dip, do a little slide
Bend down, touch your toes and just glide

Up the center of the dance floor like TP for my bunghole
And it's cool if you let one go, nobody's gonna know, who'd hear it?
Give a little, 'Poot poot', it's okay, oops my CD just skipped
And everyone just heard you let one rip

Now, I'm gonna make you dance, it's your chance
Yeah boy, shake that ass
Oops, I mean girl, girl, girl, girl
Girl, you know you're my world

Alright, now lose it
(Ah ah ah ah ah)
Just lose it
(Ah ah ah ah ah)

Go crazy
(Ah ah ah ah ah)
Oh baby
(Ah, ah)
Oh baby, baby
(Ah, ah)

It's Friday and it's my day, just to party all the way to Sunday
Maybe 'til Monday, I dunno what day
Every day's just a holiday, crusin' on the freeway
Feelin' kinda breezy

Got the top down, lettin' my hair blow
I dunno where I'm goin'
All I know is when I get there
Someone's gonna touch my body

Excuse me miss, I don't mean to sound like a jerk
But I'm feelin' just a little stressed out from work
Could you punch me in the stomach and pull my hair?
Spit on me, maybe gouge my eyes out?
(Yeah)

Now, what's your name girl? What's your sign?
Man, you must be up out your mind, Dre
(Ah ah)
Beer-goggles blind, I'm just tryna unwind, now I'm

Now I'm gonna make you dance, it's your chance
Yeah boy, shake that ass
Oops, I mean girl, girl, girl, girl
Girl, you know you're my world

Alright, now lose it
(Ah, ah, ah ,ah ,ah)
Just lose it
(Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah)

Go crazy
(Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah)
Oh baby
(Ah, ah)
Oh baby, baby
(Ah, ah)

It's Tuesday and I'm locked up, I'm in jail
And I don't know what happened, they say I was runnin'
Butt naked, down the street screamin'
(Ah ah ah ah ah)

Well, I'm sorry, I don't remember
All I know is this much, I'm not guilty
They said save it, boy we gotcha you on tape
Yellin' at an old lady, "Touch my body"

Now, this is the part where the rap breaks down
It gets real intense, no one makes a sound
Every thing looks like it's 8 Mile now
The beat comes back and everybody lose themselves

Snap back to reality
Look it's B.Rabbit
Yo, you signed me up to battle?
I'm a grown man

Tubba tubba tubba tubba tubba tubbie
I don't have any lines to go right here so
Tubba teletubbie, fella's
(What?)
Fella's
(What?)

Grab you left nut, make right one jealous
(What?)
Black girls, white girls, skinny girls, fat girls
Tall girls, small girls, I'm callin' all girls

Everyone report to the dance floor
It's your chance for a little romance
Or butt squeezin' it's the season, just go
(Ah, ah, ah, ah)
It's so appeasin'

Now, I'm gonna make you dance, it's your chance
Yeah boy, shake that ass
Oops, I mean girl, girl, girl, girl
Girl, you know you're my world

Alright, now lose it
(Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah)
Just lose it
(Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah)

Go crazy
(Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah)
Oh baby
(Ah, ah)
Oh baby, baby
(Ah, ah)

Umm, touch my body
Umm, touch my body
Ooh boy, just touch my body
I mean girl, just touch my body
(Body, body)