What powers you ask? I dunno how 'bout the power of flight?
That do anything for ya? That's levitation, Holmes
How 'bout the power to kill a yak from 200 yards away
With mind bullets, that's telekinesis, Kyle
How 'bout the power to move you?

History of Wonderboy and Young Nastyman
Riggah goo goo, riggah goo goo
A secret to be told, a gold chest to be bold,
And blasting forth with three-part harmony, yeow!

Wonderboy, what is the secret of your power?
Wonderboy, won't you take me far away from the mucky-muck man?

Well, Wonderboy and Young Nastyman joined forces
They formed a band the likes of which have never been seen
And they called themselves Tenacious D
That's right

Me, and KG, that's me, we're now Tenacious D
Come fly with me, fly

Wonderboy, what is the secret of your power?
Wonderboy, won't you take me far away from the mucky-muck man

Oh, take my hand Young Nastyman, and we'll fly
Bring out your broadsword, there's the hydra
Slice his throat, and grab his scroat
You take the high road, I'll take the low
There, the crevasse, fill it with your mighty juice